How to Pull off: Red Eye Shadow

Today, Junk's Managing Editor (@Sarchan) read my tweet on how I'm loving red eye shadow and exclaimed at how does one pull off wearing red eyeshades on a day-to-day basis. Instead of answering her, I jumped off my chair, walked towards her seat, thrust my face right in front of hers and closed my eyes. I wasn't launching a sleepwalking attack; I was simply trying to convince her that wearing red eye shadow outside a masquerade/costume party/club is possible. Possible enough even for the office.